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Awright, so dere I was on dee Whitestar and wee were in port somewhere (Aye really dunno where). We were all workin’ on dir ship gettin’ it all clean and shiny, ay wish aye could tell ye, but aye was followin’ Quintin’s orders.
So, Aye’ve been working as a Powder Monkey for some tyme now, Aye really couldn’t tell ye how long because d’ days and nights kinda blend tegetter when yer workin’ below dem decks. Aye did get to scrub above decks ever so oft’n, but dem sharks kept coming around. Aye never saw dem sharks, cuz ay’m always being yelled at to reload ye cannons and der be a lot of really big cannons on dis ‘ere ship. Lukily, ay’m not dee only powder monkey on board. Dere were fore of us ‘til we foundst out dat one was a lassie and she got relocated to der mop room.
Aye, well to start off with. I’m the 4th son a farming family that belongs to the Muir Clan. We’re highlanders, but me Dad was not the eldest son and thus he opted to be a simple farmer instead of trying to do anything that might one day entitle him to part of the Clan’s fortune. So me being the 4th son meant the I wasn’t entitled to anything (especially the sheep (Joke, since you all non-highlanders believe that we love arr sheep more den arr lassies, which is not true. Well, at least for me)).
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